If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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