im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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