This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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