I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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