Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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