I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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