I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
