did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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