i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Randomize
