TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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