My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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