And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I smell like Dick and happiness
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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