I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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