Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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