How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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