why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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