More tranny stories later!
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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