how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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