Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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