Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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