Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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