Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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