Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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