chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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