i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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