What a fucking waste of an outfit
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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