I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I will pee on everything he values.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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