i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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