she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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