Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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