Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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