He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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