The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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