I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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