I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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