I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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