hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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