i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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