ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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