is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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