she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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