No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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