For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Randomize
