Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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