But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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