How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I need to align my fucking chakras
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