That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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