week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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