What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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