i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
bring money and cleavage
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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