my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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