Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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