just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
