if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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