you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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