...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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