I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
PANTIES FOUND
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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